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| Breakfast Time |
A yellow creature with a giant mouth eats the breakfast that Berk prepared for The Thing Upstairs, and Berk scares off a big red monster by showing him his own reflection in a mirror!
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| 1x02 MP3 |
| Slither, Wriggle and Writhe |
Boni helps Berk to put some shelves up, without much success. A mass of bothersome orange tentacles emerges from the Trap Door, but Berk bonks them with a piece of wood until they depart.
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| 1x03 MP3 |
| Food for Thort |
Berk feeds the various plants in the garden of The Thing Upstairs, including Thort (“an onion with a beak”). Nasty stinging bees fly up through the Trap Door, but fortunately Thort loves to eat them.
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| 1x04 MP3 |
| Lurkings |
Berk goes fishing at the swamp with Boni and Drutt, but leaves the Trap Door open. Rogg climbs out, and follows them to the swamp. Berk gets a fright when Rogg appears behind him, and he falls into the swamp.
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| 1x05 MP3 |
| Gourmet’s Delight |
Berk prepares a gourmet dinner for The Thing Upstairs. Bubo arrives and starts a scunge fight while temporarily invisible, but Berk manages to catch him, and discovers that he can be inflated via a hole in his head!
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| 1x06 MP3 |
| Creepy Crawly |
A giant black spider comes out of the Trap Door, and spins a web in which it manages to catch Berk. Drutt comes to the rescue, tying up the spider in its own web, enabling Berk to push it back down the Trap Door.
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| 1x07 MP3 |
| The Big Thing |
Rogg goes up to the castle roof with Boni. Berk and Drutt, thinking Boni has been kidnapped, go outside to look for him. On the roof, Boni’s waffling sends Rogg to sleep, and he falls off, landing on Berk!
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| 1x08 MP3 |
| Ghoulies |
Berk discovers an old book of spells, and tries reading a spell. Green “ghostly ghoulies” appear, and make Boni and Drutt float through the air. Berk reads the spell backwards, and the ghoulies disappear.
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| 1x09 MP3 |
| The Dose |
The Thing Upstairs has a cold, so Berk makes his special medicine, but a small green morphing creature oozes out of the Trap Door and drinks it all. Eventually, the creature’s mum comes to fetch him.
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| 1x10 MP3 |
| The Thingy |
Berk nails the Trap Door shut, but a large pink monster bursts through it, and fires lightning bolts from its eyes which transform Berk, Boni and Drutt into a variety of different shapes and sizes.
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| 1x11 MP3 |
| Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
Berk jumps down the Trap Door to rescue Boni, who’s been grabbed by a monster. But he can’t find Boni, and he’s quickly surrounded by horrible monsters. And then he wakes up – it was all just a nightmare.
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| 1x12 MP3 |
| Fester Rancid |
Bubo pushes Boni on his trolley down to the swamp, and then plays a tune on Boni’s skull by hitting it with a stick! But Berk soon arrives, grabs Bubo and chucks him into the swamp.
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| 1x13 MP3 |
| The Pain |
The Thing Upstairs has got toothache, and while Berk is sorting him out, a giant slug climbs out of the Trap Door and chases Drutt. But Berk soon arrives and gives it a good bonk with “old fatso’s tooth”.
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| 1x14 MP3 |
| The Little Thing |
A little honking orange thing comes out of the Trap Door, and Berk chases it all over the castle. But unfortunately it goes into the bedroom of The Thing Upstairs and wakes him up... and Berk gets the blame!
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| 1x15 MP3 |
| Don’t Open That Trap Door |
Berk discovers a radio while cleaning the “creepy crawly things” out of his cupboard. It plays the Trap Door theme tune, and hundreds of creatures emerge from the Trap Door, disturbing The Thing Upstairs.
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| 1x16 MP3 |
| Junk Food |
The Thing Upstairs sends his rubbish down to Berk, when Rogg arrives and eats it all. Rogg goes up the lift into the bedroom of The Thing Upstairs, who then kicks him out into the hall.
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| 1x17 MP3 |
| Yechh! |
While Boni is asleep, a strange beast lays loads of eggs, which then hatch into little green creatures. Berk enjoys watching them... until they start bursting into large piles of yellow slime!
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| 1x18 MP3 |
| Flyin’ Wotsit Fingy |
Berk tries to take a photo of Drutt, when “a small green thing with wings” flies out of the Trap Door. Berk tries to catch it, but it escapes and gets into the bedroom of The Thing Upstairs.
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| 1x19 MP3 |
| Strange Goings On |
Berk plans a picnic for everyone in the swamp, but Boni is pulled down the Trap Door and has a “frightful experience” which completely puts him off the picnic. (A great episode for Boni fans!)
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| 1x20 MP3 |
| Midnight Snack |
Berk and Boni are asleep, when four “greedy horrors” arrive. They eat all the food in the kitchen, and make loads of mess. Berk leads them into an ambush, and makes them tidy up their mess.
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| 1x21 MP3 |
| Nasty Stuff |
Berk tries to make some medicine to cure his headache, but instead it turns anyone who drinks it into a “hideous monster”... and unfortunately Berk, Drutt and Boni all drink it!
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| 1x22 MP3 |
| Sniff That |
A green thing with eight eyes arrives, and also a brown thing with a big sucking mouth. The brown one sucks up the green one, and Berk finds it’s also useful for sucking the blockage out of his drain.
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| 1x23 MP3 |
| Vile Pile |
All the rubbish that Berk has chucked down the Trap Door has turned into a disgusting creature which spits yellow scunge, but Berk sorts it out with one of his kitchen utensils.
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| 1x24 MP3 |
| Slightly Weird |
Berk is out getting breakfast for The Thing Upstairs, and finds some mushrooms. But one mushroom decides it doesn’t want to become breakfast, and it runs off, so Berk has to chase it.
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| 1x25 MP3 |
| Bye Bye Berk |
Berk decides he’s had enough of dealing with monsters from the Trap Door and looking after The Thing Upstairs, and he leaves the castle... but has he really gone forever?
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| 2x01 MP3 |
| Scunge |
Berk bonks a pink monster and does some cooking in his kitchen. Bubo arrives and chases Drutt, and then starts a scunge-fight. Rogg joins in, and then whacks Bubo down the Trap Door.
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| 2x02 MP3 |
| Oh Globbits |
While Berk is busy getting rid of a “giant flying sponge”, a burst water pipe slowly floods the castle. Berk realises too late that he should’ve kept the sponge to soak up the flood water!
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| 2x03 MP3 |
| Moany Boni |
Boni dreams that a “horrid little thing” gives him a six-legged body, turns Berk into a bright red giant, and makes other weird things happen. But was it only a dream...? (A great episode for Boni fans!)
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| 2x04 MP3 |
| The Horrible Thing |
Berk decides to have a game of hide-and-seek. A “horrible gooey custardy thing” oozes out of the Trap Door while Berk and Boni are hiding, and Berk sends it up the lift to The Thing Upstairs for dinner.
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| 2x05 MP3 |
| Not Very Nice |
Berk cleans an eyeball of The Thing Upstairs, but it falls down the Trap Door. Berk goes down after it, and after searching for a while, he finds it “inside the mouth of some horrible thing”.
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| 2x06 MP3 |
| Bugs |
The castle becomes infested with “27 million” “wiggly slimy crawly things”. After seeking refuge on the castle roof with Boni, Berk manages to get rid of them by playing music on a bugpipe.
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| 2x07 MP3 |
| Yum Yum |
Berk drops Drutt down the Trap Door. Feeling sorry, he tries to retrieve him, but fishes out a sweet little orange thing instead, which mutates into an “appalling creature” with “nasty big teeth”.
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| 2x08 MP3 |
| Birthday Surprise |
It’s Boni’s birthday, so Berk bakes him a cake. Meanwhile, Drutt builds a nest and has babies. At Boni’s birthday party, Boni gets his present (a wig), but Drutt’s babies eat his birthday cake!
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| 2x09 MP3 |
| The Stupid Thing |
While Berk gives The Thing Upstairs a slime bath, Drutt pulls a “worm” out of the Trap Door. But the “worm” is actually the tail of a big purple monster, which then starts playing with Boni and Drutt.
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| 2x10 MP3 |
| Boo! |
Berk insists on throwing all his rubbish down the Trap Door. The creatures down below aren’t too happy about this, so they send lots of horrible “ghoulies” to frighten Berk and make him stop.
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| 2x11 MP3 |
| The Lump |
The Thing Upstairs can smell something horrible, which turns out to be a “honking squeaking foul-smelling lump” that has appeared next to the Trap Door. Rogg arrives, and says he thinks it smells “lovely”!
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| 2x12 MP3 |
| The Splund |
While Berk is fixing the split pyjamas of The Thing Upstairs, the nasty Splund arrives and wants to eat Boni and Drutt. When Berk returns, he pops the Splund using his sewing needle.
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| 2x13 MP3 |
| Nasty Beasty |
It’s winter, and Berk has to fix the heater of The Thing Upstairs who’s freezing. Meanwhile downstairs, a “horrible hairy green thing” attaches itself to Rogg, Boni, and then Drutt.
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| 2x14 MP3 |
| What a Weirdo |
A big flat purple creature with a large appetite eats Boni, Drutt, Drutt’s nippers and Berk’s cooking. But a few bonks from Berk (with some help from Rogg) soon resolves the problem.
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| 2x15 MP3 |
| The Big Red Thing |
A colossal violent red monster angers Rogg, and the two of them have a duel outside the castle. The monster wins, and Rogg dies. But is Rogg really dead, and where has the monster gone...?
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